I'm really into asian looking animals
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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