i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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