Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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