Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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