Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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