is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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