sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I just blew my weed a kiss
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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