It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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