idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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