Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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