After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Congratulations! We have a period
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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