you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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