I would go down on you faster than GM stock
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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