I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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