walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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