Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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