your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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