my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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