I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
How does it feel to date your dad?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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