Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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