If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
When are your genitals available?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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