I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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