your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
When are your genitals available?
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