i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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