David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He had one of those small greek statue penises
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
And then my night got REAL pukey
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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