they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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