so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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