in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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