Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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