She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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