I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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