How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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