Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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