i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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