I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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