normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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