Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I could make wine with my vomit
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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