I want to walk on stilts...naked
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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