So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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