Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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