Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I have already put on my inside pants.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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