dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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