I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
