Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
