I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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