I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I am mentally ready for anal.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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