yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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