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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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