areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Randomize
