i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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