I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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